if you don't listen to oris blue, bugs will poop on you >:(

my music resonates at a frequency that prevents the (further) growth of mold. this is easily scientifically proven

• "After listening to Oris blue, the black mold in my house was completely gone!"

  -guy who lives halfway across the world from me, meaning i have no impact on his statement. i couldnt have bribed him to say this

and you may ask yourself "well, how did i get here? who are you???"

to put simply, i am a revolutionary, both ahead of and behind my own time in every aspect.

everybody wants me for my indestructeable autistic rizz.

the stars alligned the day i was born, and animals sang in chorus.

im trapped in a body that smells like old spice, & cant spell. i'd be much better off as sheet music.

im forced to use the internet becuase im too shy to be a troubadour.

im a teenage prodigy with unrecognised talent.

i procrastinate everything because i get easily distracted by boys, music & movies

"wow oris, you're so cool. what music do you like?"

last updated: May 26th 2025

bands:

• Car seat headrest is my favourite band in the world!!!

albums:

• tiny tim rock by tiny tim

songs:

• haunted phonograph by thoushaltnot

"google show me this guys balls"

sorry, you cant see dese nuts, but you can have a gander ay my CD collection

where else to find me:

• my bandcamp for music i make
• youtube for mediocre covers
• letterboxd for my opinions on movies
• tumblr to see me complain about the music making process