WEBSITE UNDER CONSTRUCTION: DECEMBER 29TH 2025

if you don't listen to oris blue, bugs will poop on you >:(

my music resonates at a frequency that prevents the (further) growth of mold. this is easily scientifically proven

"After listening to Oris blue, the black mold in my house was completely gone!"
-guy who lives halfway across the world from me, meaning i have no impact on his statement. i couldnt have bribed him to say this

and you may ask yourself "well, how did i get here? who are you???"

to put simply, i am a revolutionary, both ahead of and behind my own time in every aspect.
everybody wants me for my indestructeable autistic rizz.
the stars alligned the day i was born, and animals sang in chorus.
im trapped in a body that smells like old spice, & cant spell. i'd be much better off as sheet music. i will reincarnate as a singing saw
im forced to use the internet becuase im too shy to be a troubadour.
im a teenage prodigy with unrecognised talent.
i procrastinate everything because i get easily distracted

where else to find me:

my bandcamp for music i make
youtube for mediocre covers
letterboxd for my opinions on movies
tumblr to see me talk (complain) about the music making process

click on the cool-ass snail for an epic surprise

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
(answers linked)

why are you like this?

can you actually shut up

can you please do the dishes?